Efteling 2014

Tuesday 5th August
Stayed over at my aunt's house last night as it made it easier for travelling etc. We had a nice evening; got some letters posted, had something to eat, then lit a candle at 10 to mark the centenary. Went to bed around 11:30ish.
Got up really early at 3:30. The car was all packed, and I travelled in my onesie, so there was very little to do except get in the car and go! The drive to the tunnel was uneventful; everyone very sleepy.
When we got to the tunnel we had time to go into the terminal thing and go to the toilet. We looked round duty free; had great fun testing the perfume! Then we grabbed coffees; my cousin's smelt like nappies, which was weird.
We were all more awake for the tunnel, so we played a guessing game- someone chooses a word, and the rest of the group have to guess it using clues. Hard to explain, but very very fun!!
The tunnel was pretty quick. When we got to the other side, we went to Cité d'Europe, which is kinda the place to go when crossing from the UK to France or vice versa- we stopped there last year and the year before.
Thataway!
We went to Carrefour first, to get loom bands (I packed some, but they got left at my aunt's house) as well as snacks and food for the trip. I was thrilled to find one of my favourite ever foods- French apple purée! So good!!
We also had breakfast; orange juice, pain aux raisin and coffee in a glass. It felt very sophisticated.
After a stop in Toys R Us (because why not?!) and a chance for me to get changed into proper clothes, we climbed back into the car for the second half of the journey. Again, pretty quiet and uneventful.
We got to the Efteling hotel at around 4:30ish. It was really cool to walk into- all themed and amazing and yay! Our room was fab too- so much to discover, and all so pretty! There was a game in one corner which had various instructions, and some of them involved other parts of the room, such as finding a pair of red shoes stuck in the closet. Very fun!
Hotel from car park
Had some food, then my cousin MM and I went off to explore the hotel, which was quite fun, and was good to acquaint ourselves with places. We also went in search of a good view; however, the large amount of trees surrounding Efteling made that pretty difficult- all we could really see was the tops of the tall rides!
My aunt and cousin JM wanted to relax and have a nap, so MM and I went off to the actual theme park by ourselves. We started off by going in the kids maze, which had various things to do. The best bit was a bridge with water splashing across; the aim was to cross without being splatted. We both did it, however I only managed it cos I went at the same time as a random small child, who shielded me from the water... Whoops!
We'd been banned from going on the big rides without the others, so we went on the carnival ride instead. The queue was really short, and it was practically a walk on! It was a bit weird- like a remake of 'It's A Small World', with characters from 'all around the world'. Four things to be noted here. Firstly, 'all around the world' was interpreted interestingly- nothing to represent Australia/Africa/India/Spain and loads of other big places... Secondly, there is no way it would be allowed now- very stereotypical, making it more than a little racist. Thirdly, it was just plain WEIRD. There were wrestlers with hands inside each other, and English beef-eaters with swivelling heads. There were also lots of people waving weirdly, often with hands not connected to their bodies. Lastly- there was a model prostitute. Yup.
Yay for dragons
We didn't have loads of time after that before we were due to meet back with the others, so we stuck mostly to looking in shops- MM fell in love with a model of the 'Talking Tree', and decided she would buy it at some point. We were both quite hungry/thirsty, so we grabbed a smoothie to share from a shop on the side of a path. Mango and banana and something else- very nice!! Whilst we were drinking it we looked around the diorama- a bit model of a fairytale world, with various electronic bits to it. It was in the same building as a big carousel- so of course we had to have a go on that!
On our way to meet the others, we passed the 'Villa Volta' ride, which didn't have much of a queue, so we hopped on that. It started off with a story about a haunted house, which was probably interesting, but as it was all in Dutch it was lost on us. It ended with a topsy turvy room, the kind where it feels like you go upside down. Good, but not all that good.
Finally got to 'Droomvlucht', the big fairytale ride where we agreed to meet the others. We had some time to spare, so we made loom band bracelets while we waited. Then, when we were all together, we queued up for the 'Droomvlucht' ride. It was pretty much exactly as I remembered it; a pleasant ride through a fairytale world. Best bits were the dark room with stars and a castle (which did not come out well on camera, unfortunately!!) and a room where the carts spiralled around, similar to a helter-skelter. The whole ride was pretty magical, and it was a nice way to officially start our holiday.
Droomvlucht!
More Droomvlucht!
Afterwards, we went into the shop, which sold a spray that claimed to be the smell of the ride. MM, my aunt and I all got it on our hands, and we are more than qualified to say that it did NOT smell of the ride, it smelt disgusting, and it was impossible to get off easily.
It turned out that my aunt and JM had done Vogel Rok, one of the rides that MM and I thought we were meant to save. As we'd done Villa Volta, we left them to go on that whilst we went on Vogel Rok. On the way we stopped in a couple of shops, including the 'cheap shop'- my fav!! I got a notebook there last year, and kept up the trend this year by getting three exercise books.
We carried on to 'Vogel Rok', a sort-of 'big ride' which is based around a flying bird and is mostly in the dark with lighting effects etc. In terms of a roller coaster it's not much. However, there were loads of fans, and that coupled with the general speed made me feel like I was flying, which I absolutely loved. We didn't buy the ride photo, but it showed me with a HUGE smile on my face- which started a theme for the rest of the ride photos from the fast rides!
We met up with JM and my aunt again, and we all went back on the Carnival ride- we wanted to show them the prostitute!
Oh dear
After that, we tried to get on one of the three 'proper' roller coasters. Unfortunately, we were too late for them, so we started to walk towards the water show. On the way back, we got something to eat, then decided that we wanted to sit down and eat properly, so we left the show for the next night. After we'd eaten, we headed to the hotel-specific park exit, which was right next to the park- so of course we stopped a whole there!
An old woman I may have kissed
Back to the hotel, where we chilled as generally relaxed. I had a shower, then enjoyed the (sporadic!) wifi before heading to dreamland!
Wednesday 6th August
Got up for breakfast at 9ish for breakfast. We weren't sure what it was going to be like; thankfully, it was amazing and definitely got my seal of approval!! It was buffet-style with a big range of food- my favourite was the pancakes with chocolate spread! Woo!
Near the end of breakfast, two dressed up characters- Jokie, the Efteling mascot, and Jet, his pet bird- came into the dining room, and did a tour of all the tables. MM and I got a picture with them :)
Also yay for NMP3 top!!
After breakfast we finished getting ready then headed into the park. 
How Efteling does bins...
As we were in quite early, it made most sense to do the 'big rides' first, to save queuing for them later on. We started with 'De Vliegende Hollander', a ghost pirate ship ride, which combines water and track. It begins with a lot of atmosphere- lots to see, some themed smells and a bit of smoke. Then there's a hologram of a ship before a drop, followed by a lot of tension-building and another drop, this time ending outside. After that there's some usual roller coaster stuff, then it ends with a short boat trip! There's a lot to it and it's really creative- the roller coaster isn't the 'best', but the combination of it all makes it worth it.
The next ride we went on was 'Joris en de Draak', a racing dragon ride. Two coasters go at the same time on separate but entwining tracks, and it's a 'race' to the finish line. This one's unusual in that it's wooden, which gives a different feel to it all. It's also good in that it combines drops with fast, bumpy 'non-drop' sections. I absolutely loved this ride last year and this year was no different- close contender for favourite ride!!
Finally in terms of big rides, we went on the Python, which has two loops and a corkscrew. Less themed, more roller coaster. Definitely a good one, but not one of my absolute favourites.
We decided to have a bit of a break and walked around. On the way we saw the swinging pirate ship ride, so we went on that. Unfortunately we ended up near the middle, so it wasn't so good. C'est la vie!
After that we walked across to the rapid ride. On the way we went past an animatronic fire-breathing dragon- I got some pics for my dragon-obsessed little monkey!
Before we got to the rapid ride itself, we came across a thing that let passers by spray people on the rapids, so we mucked about with that- managed to spray one family twice. Hehe. Then carried on to the rapids themselves, which had quite a bit of a queue- yet more chance to play our fab word guessing game! ;)
The rapids were fun- the best bit being that we actually stayed pretty dry, not that anyone is sure how! We passed the bit that we'd been to before, where other people could try to spray the riders, and we thought we would get splashed. Thankfully, they missed!!
After that we headed for Fata Morgana- essentially an Eastern version of Disney's 'It's A Small World'. On the way, we saw the bobsleigh ride, so went on that. It was good because you didn't know which way the bobsleigh would go.
After the bobsleigh ride everyone was tired and a bit fractious, so we had a break and had lunch- I had a burger. Following lunch, we carried on to Fata Morgana, which I enjoyed. It's a really long ride- much longer than you expect!
I found Jokie!
Spookslot, the haunted house animatronic show, was our next stop. It really wasn't that great at all; it had skeletons dancing to Danse Macabre, but that was pretty much it. One to miss next time! We kept to the theme of shows after that and went to PandaDroom, a 4D theatre experience about wildlife conservation. The best bit about that was the end- in the nicest way possible!- as it has a wildlife themed play area with various 'habitats' to explore and animatronic animals. Very cool!
Polaaaar Bear
Pandaaaaa Bear
It had been raining on and off for quite a large part of the afternoon, but the weather got a bit worse after we got out of PandaDroom. Whilst looking for shelter, we ended up by the pancake house, and we decided we might as well stop there for food! I had a pancake with hazelnut spread, which was absolutely delicious, though very rich- I had to leave the last little bit!
NOM
It was still raining, so when we left we looked for more things undercover. Thankfully, the gondolas were nearby, with a roof on each boat and no queue- perfect! Boat was a bit unbalanced though, as we all chose to sit in the driest parts (the roof didn't totally protect the seats). The gondola ride was a lot lot longer than we expected! We played the word game the whole time, which was nice.
Waterfall
Still searching for things to do without getting too wet, we went on Vogel Rok again- always good! After that we walked to the nearby monorail around the kids 'laughing village'. It wasn't great, but at least it was out of the rain. Once off of the monorail, we explored the laughing village a little (with a detour through the museum)- MM fell in love with one of the animatronic things (pictured below), which had a really weird song playing.
Bread making
As it was getting to around 7:30ish, we decided to go back to the 'big rides', to make best use of the short queues near park closing time. We went on the pirate ride again, and we tried to go on the dragon racing ride, but unfortunately it was closed- so we headed to the Python, and that was also closed :( We took this as our cue to go to the show area. The show was essentially just water fountains and lights accompanied by music- good, but better when the sky and water aren't the same colour- most of it just blended together!
Lots of water
On our way back to the hotel, we managed to get completely lost in the fairytale garden for about half an hour. The others were worried as it was technically past closing time and they thought we were going to get locked in; however, I thought it was great fun! I was then entrusted with navigating- long story short, I'm no longer allowed to map-read. 
We did find a mermaid though
 
Thankfully, we did get out in the end! Back to the hotel, where we dried off, then went to the bar for a bit- I Skyped my family, and had a beautiful fresh leaf mint tea. Finally, up and to bed, where I think I fell asleep mid-conversation!!


Thursday 7th August
Got up and had breakfast- we were in the earlier slot. Jokie and Jet were there again- we spoke to them, but no picture this time. I had pancakes for breakfast again, but didn't finish them- still recovering from yesterday's mammoth pancake!!
As we had the earlier breakfast slot, we made use of the early park entry that comes from staying in the hotel. Our aim was to get to the dragon ride before the queues formed. Unfortunately, it didn't actually open until the park itself did, but getting there earlier meant we were among the first on. After we got off, my cousins got straight back on again, and my aunt and I were unsure where they were. We decided that they might have gone on Python, so we went on that- as it was still early, it was practically a walk-on. We didn't find my cousins, but after we got off MM walked past us, so we all found each other again! Then we all went to the pirate ride (again!), which was just as fab as before.
We were going to go on the Droomvlucht (fairytale dream) ride, but the queue was really really long. Instead, we carried on to the storybook garden (stopping at the diorama on the way).
Diorama
Diorama again
The storybook garden is basically a garden (really?!) filled with different fairy tales, represented in different forms. It was really good, and took quite a while. We also ended up in a show that was all in Dutch- we quickly left...
DRAGON
Hansel and Gretel house
Golden ball
Dancing waterlily children
Talking tree!!
Once we were out of the garden, we got drinks. I tried some of my cousin's iced tea yesterday and fell in love with it, so I got some of that! After that we decided that we wanted to try the potato things that they sell in Efteling, but we couldn't find any, so we gave up and headed towards the Droomvlucht ride again.
As luck would have it, we found the potato things on the way to the ride. We all got a different flavour, so we got to try each other's, then queued up for the ride whilst we ate. They were really good; I think potatoes might be my new favourite thing. The fairytale ride was just as good the second time!
Potato woo
After that, we separated, so one of my cousins went off to do the fast rides again, and the other three of us went on Fata Morgana again. Then we went back to watch the show- Ravelijn!!
(Welcome to Ravelijn)
The show hadn't really changed since last year; so it was similar in that they had some good basics, but didn't use them to their full ability. The storyline was weird and made little sense, the scripting wasn't great... But some of the effects were pretty cool!!
We hadn't finished all the storybook garden, so after the show we went to see the last few bits.
Then we went to the pagoda ride- a pagoda that lifts above the park so you can see everything. Sounds good- but as Efteling is mostly trees, you can see mostly trees...
Hmm
From the pagoda we went to the laughing garden, where we'd been the day before. We explored and looked at the animatronics, which was all really fun. The best bit was walking into a room filled with weird animatronic babies.
I really don't know...
We also went back to the place that my cousin liked, with the dough and weird music. As a result, everyone had the song stuck in their heads!
For dinner, we went to the restaurant attached to the PandaDroom place, where I had a (very good) panini and the others had pasta. Was nice to eat 'proper food'.
We all had things that we'd been planning to get, so a trip to the shop was in order. I got a notebook I'd been coveting, a dragon towel for my dragon-obsessed sister, a key ring for a friend and a goat. Of course.
It was getting near closing time by that point, so we made the most of it by going on the big rides. We went on the dragon ride, where we managed to ride the 'winning' dragon! Then on the python, which I rode with my eyes closed- it made it a lot more intense! After that the park closed, so we went back to the hotel.
When we got back we chilled for a bit, and everyone else fell asleep. Then everyone except JM went down to the bar for fresh mint tea. There was a guy at the bar who was insisting that he needed soap. That was interesting.
<3
Finally finally back up and to bed!
Friday 8th August
Got up quite early so we had enough time to get sorted and pack. After we got everything packed up we went round taking pictures of the room, because it was cool and why not!
Red shoes in closet
Efteling mirror selfie
 
The Efteling 'e'!
 
Mouse in hole!
Another Efteling 'e'
Bed (feat. cousin)
Mirror (and hidden TV)
Dancing decoration
Castle yay
Didn't notice the hidden wallpaper characters till late on the first day...
At breakfast I made the most of the pancake availability; my cousin told me off for having too many pancakes, so we all told her off for having too much chocolate milk. Will definitely miss the unlimited pancakes!!
We checked out and got the car loaded up, then went back into the park- it was still quite early, so it was quiet. We went on the pirate ride yet again; I closed my eyes again, and it was a different experience. Then we went on Vogel Rok, where I also closed my eyes- felt just like flying!! There was absolutely no queue, so my cousins and I made the most of it and went on again. In the picture, we all pulled faces, which looked cool- the only fast ride picture from the holiday where I wasn't grinning ecstatically!!
As we still had time left and there was no queue, we went back on our favourite carnival festival ride, mainly to say farewell (or au revoir?!) to the prostitute. Then we went into the maze that MM and I went in on the first day. We all made it across the splashy bridge without getting splashed- success.
Sadly, after that, it was very much time to get in the car and leave :( 
Farewell my dear :(
 
There was loads and loads of traffic around Antwerp- so the three and a half hour journey was actually five and a half hours. Fun.
We stopped at Cité d'Europe, where I got a really nice dress cheap in H&M, as well as stocking up on apple purée- my fav!! We had lunch there too- cheese ad ham toastie followed by more chocolate spread pancake. Not even thinking about the amount of crap I've eaten this holiday!!
We left the shopping centre with plenty of time to spare, and drove to the tunnel crossing. There, however, we ended up in a huge queue, and it was past the time our train was meant to leave. After a bit of panicking, we realised that everyone in the queue was on the same train as us, so it wasn't like we'd missed it or anything! We got on eventually, and the train ride was uneventful- we played I Spy with things we'd seen on the holiday.
On the other side, we stopped briefly to use the toilets at a service station, and to get petrol. Then we journeyed on- I made the most of being back in the UK and having internet on my phone. Stopped again at services nearer home, but mostly just drove. Got home a little after midnight. What an amazing holiday!!!