Thursday 7th
February
Got up at 1:30AM to go to
the bus shelter. Very very tired! Got there at 2AM and met others. We
all converged in a huge group; got glares from other passengers!
Coach arrived sometime before 3. Sat next to Eleanor. We chatted a
little, then tried to sleep. Didn't come to much, so played card
games. Lots and lots of card games! Did sleep for a while after this,
but not so well. Woken by arrival at Heathrow. Chatted more, then
slept fitfully until arrival at Gatwick.
Getting off the coach was
too cold. Had to wait for others to go to toilets as well; those of
us left waiting seriously debated leaving them! Once everyone was
done, however, we went up to the airport itself. Spent a while
checking bag weights: mine fine (thankfully). Mr B allocated parts
for 'The Tempest'. If we do
it, I've bagsied Caliban, purely for the dream again line!
Checked
in
hold luggage. We split into groups; I was with Will, Ben and Mr B.
Woman checking us in was very picky- we took ages whilst she
told us we were in the wrong, only to prove that we were right all
along! Also, flight time changed from 10AM to 8:15AM, with 7:25AM
boarding. Miss A hadn't been told of change previously; this was at
6:55AM!
Walked
through duty-free shop, which smelt of travel and money. Eventually
got through to main area, and had 10 minutes to look around and buy
food. Coffee, chocolate and a magazine. Perfect!
Almost
lost boarding pass, but found it by coffee place- luckily! Eventually
moved through to gate. Whilst waiting in queue, Eleanor also realised
she'd lost her boarding pass, and had to go back. Thankfully she also
found it.
Got on
plane! Ignored seats we were meant to have, just made sure we were
all in Cabot-allocated seats. I had window seat in aisle with Eleanor
and Anju (who at the time I thought was watching TV- then I realised
it was blank). Take-off was great, and got some fab pictures as we
flew over Europe. Ooh, Daisy- first time flyer- was amazed by the
experience!
View From The Aeroplane
The
flight was very long, though having a window seat helped- it was
great to look out at everything we flew over! Clear weather as well
^.^ Read some of To Kill A Mockingbird, worked on collection and
wrote a bit as well. For the last two and a bit hours, Anju, Eleanor
and I played card games then the squiggle game, which grew more and
more ridiculous as time went on!
We
finally landed around half 2. As we hit the aeroplane, the heat hit
us! We spent a long time waiting for luggage but finally set off to
Senegambia- and the Holiday Beach Club!!
Banjul Airport
Hey, Guess What!? We're In The Gambia!
The
drive was very thought-provoking. Saw a lot of unfinished buildings
and small 'shacks', generally largely made of corregated metal. Also
a lot of single market
stalls.
Got
to hotel. Filled in forms and got rooms. Eleanor and I are in A11-
yes, we've been divided up into A Wing and B Wing. There's no getting
away from it!
Changed
into cooler clothes then went dowwn to bar/pool.
The Pool, As Seen From The Bar
Miss A paid for us
all to have a soft drink; I had Sprite in a lovely glass. A few
people had Fanta- our first experience of the 'no food laws' in
Gambia. The Fanta is bright
orange!!
Chatting In The Bar
We
all converged around a couple of tables, chatting in groups and
looking longingly at the pool.
Mr B eventually went and sat with
his feet in the water, so we all joined him. Took some great photos!
Most Of Gambia 2013
Will,
Nicole & Eloise had swimming stuff on underneath their clothes,
so they got in. The rest of us were allowed to get changed, but only
I actually did. By the time I got back, however, the other three had
got out, complaining of the cold. I thought the pool was a great
temperature- so nice whilst growing accustomed to the boiling heat!!
We eventually persuaded Will to get back in and race me; he got a
headstart, but I won ^.^
Got
out. Everyone went back up to the rooms to get ready for dinner. The
A Wing people (Miss W & Miss A; Nicole & Eloise; Me &
Eleanor; Kate & Lottie; Daisy & Florrie) were all out on the
balconies so we chatted over the mini 'walls'. Saw a monkey! Also had
fun waving to the B Wing people.
View From Our Room, And Corner Of B Wing
Went
down to the beach and watched the sunset, which was absolutely
beautiful. Took many lovely lovely pictures.
My Room-Mate And I On The Beach
The Sun Starting To Set
Sunset On The Beach
Sunset ^.^
Such A Lion King Picture!
One
thing that shocked us all a little was having to ignore the people
around us who were trying to sell all sorts of things. Very hard not
to give in, but there's little else we can do; we're banned from
buying from them anyway.
Walked
up to the sort-of 'high street'. It was very busy and bright; also
beautiful, in it's own way.
The Main Road
We swapped money for delasis (52 to one
pound!). Anju and I bought a shared sim card so we could text home.
Had
dinner at pizza restaurant- very nice!! They were playing recorded
African music and everyone was trying not to dance along. The food
was very nice and quite cheap; my (medium) chicken pizza and (bright
orange!!) Fanta cost D250- around £5.
My Fanta And I!
We
also had our first introduction to the 'special couples'- middle-aged
(or just old) white women with young Gambian men. Occasionally two
young Gambian men. It's a bit odd to think about.
Live
band started playing but we had to go. Bought bottled water; D30, so
60p for 1.5L.
Walked
home. The streets were very bright and busy. Everyone exhausted-
little sleep last night followed by a long long day. But what a day!
It feels like we've been here for a lot longer than a few hours.
Already I'm getting to know everyone better, which is really nice.
Currently
in bed- whole double to myself ^.^ Could get used to this! Many
exciting plans for tomorrow, and want to get up early to have a quiet
half-hour or so. I can hear loud, happy African music, crickets
chirping and the waves on the beach. I'm in Africa!!!
*
*
Friday,
8th February
Alarm went around 6:30AM. Eleanor and I had been planning to get up
early and sit on the balcony to enjoy a bit of cooler air, but it
stayed dark until surprisingly late.
Got ready and had 20 minutes to sit on balcony; most other people
were also out, so it was very sociable. Then went for breakfast. We
were second to last, and almost got a forfeit- then Florrie and Daisy
turned up, and they got it instead. Breakfast was very nice. Bread
and jam, fruit and coffee. Good times!
Played ping pong on the table by the pool, which was really fun. I
failed, of course, but as lots of people did badly it was just
amusing.
Getting Intense (?!)
Getting Intense (?!)
Walked up to the green bus; our travel for the next two weeks! Before
we got in, however, we saw a huge group of monkeys, so took lots of
pictures. A video was also taken observing 'monkeys and students in
their natural habitat- lazing around'. Then it was pointed out that
we should probably stop photographing the monkeys and get into the
bus to go and feed some!!
So Many Monkeys!!!
Monkeys On A Wall
Look At That Baby
So Many Monkeys!!!
Monkeys On A Wall
Look At That Baby
First stop was to change money. Most people changed £100, which
became D5200. Halfway through they had to get more money as there was
such a lot to change. It looked like a lot more once changed, as
well- 52 notes anyone!? Mr B was last, and ended up with it all in
D50 notes, so double the amount of paper.
The whole thing took aaaages, and everyone started to melt a little
in the heat. As we finished, some of us went outside to wait whilst
others stayed inside. I went out- the road we were on was very
interesting; there was so much going on! It felt like hundreds of
people walked past. We've noticed that the men generally wear Western
dress, whilst the women are a lot more traditional. They often have
pots on their heads or babies- literally- tied to their backs as
well.
The Road We Waited On
The Road We Waited On
Whilst we were waiting , a young child- 7 or 8 years?- came up and
said hello. We said hello back, and there was a small amount of
conversation, but we soon went back to being quiet and looking
around. The child (unsure if girl or boy) waited a while longer, just
looking at us, and eventually asked for money for bread. Saying we
couldn't was incredibly hard, especially as the child stayed there,
just looking at us. However, giving the money wouldn't help in the
long run; it just encourages begging, which isn't good long-term.
After everyone had changed their money, we got back into the bus and
went to Abuko Nature Reserve. On the way, we saw some armed guards;
turned out that the President was due to drive past, on the way back
from his holiday (in his £3m house- prat, for want of a better
word!). We were unsure if we'd be able to see him or not, however.
We got started on the nature trail when we saw the first of the
President's convoy. We backtracked, and stood to watch the
procession. He wasn't actually out, or in view at all- just sat in
his limo- but we can still say we kind of saw him. Lucky us.
Nature Reserve Welcome Sign- I Love 1 And 2
Nature Reserve Welcome Sign- I Love 1 And 2
Went back to the nature reserve. It was really interesting; we saw
strangler trees and huge termite mounds. There were supposedly
crocodiles in a pool we could see from a vantage point, but if they
were there they weren't in sight. From the crocodiles we carried on
around to the monkeys, which took a while. Everyone has now heard Mr
B's version of the story of the 'Sword of Damocles'. In fact, some
people have heard it two or three times!
Procession Of Ants We Jumped Over
Procession Of Ants We Jumped Over
Eventually, we reached the monkeys. I'm not sure what type they are;
they're very cute, though, and the same 'type' as the ones at the
hotel. We all bought peanuts, and everyone had a chance to both feed
the monkeys and get pictures of them feeding the monkeys. All the
monkeys were so so cute! They had lovely hands as well. I offered to
marry one, but it didn't accept :(
Peanut Time
Close Up!
Heya Mr Monkey
Peanut Time
Close Up!
Heya Mr Monkey
By the monkeys was a small shop; our first chance to practice
haggling. I thought I did well, then realised that actually I'd done
awfully. Got a tortoise carving for Mollie and a crocodile keyring
for myself- D350 down to D300, the equivalent of around £6. Ooh!
We also looked around the other animals, this time in cages. I liked
the hyenas- they're cute even when they open their mouths! Funnily
enough, most people don't agree with my opinion on this one.
Look At Those Ears...
Look At Those Ears...
Once we'd finished, we walked around the rest of the reserve, and got
onto the bus to see the crocodiles. By this point it wasn't midday,
but still very hot.
Before the crocodiles, we looked
around a small museum; there were lots of pictures and some musical
instruments, which I was quite interested in. Also a picture of
'Gambian Soldiers Train[ing] A Bush'. As you do.
Apparently Essential
Also a perfect photo opportunity- the group in an elephant tree!
Gambia 2013!
Apparently Essential
Also a perfect photo opportunity- the group in an elephant tree!
Gambia 2013!
Walked round to the crocodile pool.
There was one 'main' croc (the one we were allowed to touch) and some
others, either around the top or in the pool/pit. We waited in a
group to one side, then went up one by one to touch the crocodile and
have a picture taken. Miss A took a picture of everyone with her posh
camera, but we all got someone to take one on our own as well.
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schni Schna Schnappi
As I went up to the crocodile, I
think I kind of forgot exactly what I was doing; then suddenly it hit
me that it was a crocodile and could kill me at any given moment.
That was a bit scary! Went for it though, and have the pic to prove
it. To be honest, it was probably completely drugged up anyway.
Supposedly Charlie (the crocodile
featured on all the money) was 'sleeping' in the pool. However, we
know from Miss A that he died a couple of years ago.
SNAP SNAP SNAP
SNAP SNAP SNAP
In the same area there was a man
selling croc teeth on necklaces for D150. Lottie and I haggled and
got it reduced to D50 each though (just under £1). I refused to let
anyone- particularly Miss A- get anywhere near mine as I didn't want
them to tell me it was fake.
There were a couple more shops (more
like stalls) at the entrance; lots of people bought bracelets, though
Will went the full way and got a top. I was sorely tempted by the
lovely bright skirts, but didn't go for it.
The Shop At The Entrance
The Shop At The Entrance
Back on the bus and home to the
hotel! We got changed for the pool and went down to have lunch. On
the way down I bought a hat from the hotel shop; the one I brought on
the trip doesn't fit, and doesn't have a back brim anyway.
Ate in the hotel bar/restaurant.
Eleanor and I sat with Hannah and Anju. We had to wait a long long
time for the food, so we ended up in a really deep conversation about
police/murder/justice. However, it must be said that when the food
arrived it was well worth the wait!
After we'd eaten, we all went in the
pool. Most people played a ball game that was very fun but incredibly
difficult- basically just keepy-uppy. Once we'd got bored, we got out
and sat around on the deckchairs; Eleanor, Will, Ben, Miss W and I
were all around the same area. Everyone sat around doing very little-
barely even chatting. It was so so so hot!!!
Later on we went back up to the
rooms. Eleanor and I packed a bit, then changed and got ready for
dinner. We had some time to chill, and went back down to the pool to
meet the others. There was a music/circus show; we saw a plate
spinner and a fire juggler, both of which were very good.
The last act was a man on stilts. He
was amazing! Played to the audience a lot, pretending to 'fall' etc.
Eventually he did
'fall' (not on purpose, though Eleanor was very worried!), and Will
tried to help him up- obviously not going to work. He eventually
rescued himself by doing some sort of crab/backbend. Very good! The
music was fantastic too- very African with much drumming.
Stilt Guy
Stilt Guy
A group of us went down to the beach
for about 10 minutes. Eleanor and I ran around in the sea- my skirt
got soaked, and I had to change again!
In The Sea (Wearing New Hat)
In The Sea (Wearing New Hat)
Went out for dinner to a different
restaurant, this time 'The Kora' (the kora being a Gambian instrument
with 21-23 strings, played with thumb and forefinger). We sat in
similar seats to the night before, interestingly enough.
I had a chicken thing, which was
really nice. Spent most of my evening flitting between conversations
(with Eleanor, Eloise, Nicole and Mr B or Miss A, Miss W, Anju, Will
and Ben).
Aftter dinner, shop stop then home
and straight to bed. Exhausted, and an early rise ahead!!
*
Saturday 9th
February
Got
up very early today! Packed up last few bits and got ready, then went
down (with suitcases) to minibus- ready to go to Farafenni! All the
suitcases went on top, then we crammed into the seats; not unlike
sardines. We set off shortly after 7 (before breakfast!) so saw the
sun come up as we drove.
It
took us around an hour to get to the port, which we thought was
really positive. We had to wait 30 mins before we could actually get
into the docks, however. Whilst we were waiting, a man came to the
window and started chatting to all of us. At first it was just really
friendly stuff- then it got a bit too
friendly. Miss A told him to go away after he asked to buy one of us.
We
closed all the windows after that incident! However, street-sellers
soon noticed us; nearly everyone bought something. Miss W and I got
the same necklace, which Eleanor almost got as well.
Eventually
started moving again- we got through the ferry gates, which was good!
However, we still didn't get on the one there at the time, and as it
was the only one running we parked up for a 1-4 hour wait.
Unused Ferry
Spent
a little time sat in the bus, which proved to be a big mistake: more
salespeople came round. I ended up buying another necklace and three
bracelets. I wore them all at once, so I was quite literally dripping
in jewellery! Though, in my defence, I'm giving most of it away as
presents, and Will and Lottie bought a heck of a lot more than me!
Most
people got out of the van and stood near the port. It was very
surreal- on one side of us was a wedding, whilst on the other there
was a funeral.
Eleanor,
Nicole and Eloise went to the toilet's, leaving me with Eleanor's
camera. Which soon contained pictures of me/Will/Milburn pulling
faces, alongside Milburn's arm pulled into a 'bum'. Also during the
time outside, Miss A found out about Kate's Scout group. We don't
think she'll ever hear the end of it- 'and today in RE we're going to
explore marriage'.
We
went back to the bus and waited longer. Finally finally finally, the
ferry arrived back at port, and we started to move! Until, last
minute, a load of VIPs turned up. VIPs versus volunteers? Another 1-4
hour wait.
Group
of us went to the toilet, which involved a bit of a walk through very
Aladdin-esque alleys. The toilet wasn't so nice- but at least it was
Western. There were also two that weren't.
Back
in the bus, we had a very amusing singalong. Eventually, however,
boredom/heat set in and people went quiet and sleepy.
Finally we got on the ferry-
everyone cheered as we drove on, provoking some odd looks.
Driving Under This Sign (Onto The Ferry) Was Such A Great Feeling
It was a
pleasant but uneventful journey; I enjoyed looking at the fishing boats, which are beautifully picturesque.
Also loved the moment we had as we got off: seeing all the brightly dressed people disembarking ahead of
us. It was like a sea of colour; made me realise how boring England
can be!
So Much Colour
Some people went to the toilet,
whilst the rest of us stayed on the bus. We were all very hot, tired,
hungry and thirsty. Thankfully, a man came along and sold us cold
fizzy drinks! Anju also gave me half a pack of mini cookies. A few
minutes later, I was feeling a lot better!
For the rest of the journey- around
2 and a half hours- most people slept, or were just quiet. I listened
to my iPod and finished reading To Kill A Mokingbird. It was very
good; admittedly I gasped a few times! Also had a chance to admire the landscape.
Lion King Moment Again
Got to Farafenni!!!We stopped at the
shop- I got water, a fizzy drink, biscuits and cornflakes. All for
under D250 (£5!!). The people- especially the kids- were very
friendly too. One of the boys made me and Eleanor photograph him so
that we'd remember him when we went to the school.
Argh, I Can't Remember His Name! :(
From there we went to the
guesthouse. It's great! There were already mozzie
nets up as well ^.^ The girls are all up one 'wing', the boys and the
female teachers in another and the male teachers in a sort of
unconnected annexe. Only disadvantage is that we have two toilets
between ten, whilst the boys have one between two (the teachers have
an ensuite each)!
Room 5 Rules ^.^
The Room
Room Again!
Unpacked, then everyone went out to
the courtyard to sort out the donations. Eleanor, Ben and I organised
the playing cards, which got us a few insults of 'slacker'. After, we
had free time. I had a shower, then joined everyone in lazing around
the communal lounge, watching TV.
The Lounge
At 7, we went outside for dinner,
which didn't come till much later. Even the waiting was nice,
however- the air got a lot cooler, and we just chatted for a while.
Eleanor, Anju and I also played Guess Who.
It was almost dark when food
arrived; luckily there was a light. The food was great as well-
definitely worth the wait! We had a buffet-style with noodles,
chicken, bennechin, rice, chips and baked beans.
Post dinner we got ready for bed.
Daisy had a shower and locked the outer toilet door, so a group of us
went to the other 'wing' toilets- where we were greeted by Will,
wearing boxers. Not an experience I want to repeat! We were all
giggling and trying not to look; at which point Miss A came over, and
was fairly taken aback.
Finally, Eleanor and I sprayed the
net and went to bed (all of us students are sharing a double bed
between two). We had to tuck the net right under the mattress,
creating a sort of compartment thing.
Bed and sleep; yet another early
morning to come!!
*
Sunday 10th
February
Got
up at 5:45 to discover that the electricity wasn't on, so had to get
dressed in the dark. Eleanor and I then just chatted for a while. We
could hear the local mosque as they prayed, which was quite melodic
and very nice to listen to.
We
went outside at 6:30- it was still very dark- the stars were
absolutely fantasmagorical. I ended up lying on the floor to look at
them: saw my first shooting star.
Chatted
till 7, when breakfast arrived. It was simple but lovely- we had a
loaf of bread each, then butter & jam. Also a boiled egg and the
nicest coffee. There were beans available, but no-one noticed them
until near the end, by which time they were cold. Ah well, always
tomorrow!
Went
off in the van to the hippo place (which turned out to be the River
Gambia...). Uneventful journey; fairly quiet. I mainly listened to
music, updated diary, looked out window and waved at passing people.
It's great here: they actually wave back! ^.^
Once
we got to the 'hippo place' we got into our assigned boats, done
strategically by Miss A the night before. I was with Eleanor, Anju,
Nicole, Eloise, Ben, Miss W, Mr B and Lamin. Then we had a 'driver'
and his younger brother, a boy called Samba who sometimes helped to
drive. Took lots of pictures whilst waiting to set off.
Our Boat!
Boat Group (Minus Mr B)
Ahh, There He Is
Had a
four hour journey in the boats; we spent most of the time chatting or
playing games. The games were so fun, we all laughed a lot! Samba and
Lamin also joined in. Learnt some Mandinka as well, which was nice.
The River Gambia
General View
Wash Time
Also
shared around our food, like a mini picnic. Very unhealthy- mainly
biscuits and crisps. But oh well, we're in Gambia!
I
spent some of the time chatting to Samba. He wanted to listen to my
iPod, and said he liked Rihanna. Being me, I decided that this was a
perfect opportunity to introduce him to good pop music- he really
enjoyed both Jack Johnson and Amy Macdonald!
Samba And I
We
didn't see any hippos for ages, and we pretty much gave up. Then, ten
minutes from the end, we saw three- in the wild and everything!!
Amazing! Got lots of pics, though camera was dying. Samba took some
pictures on my iPod for me; one is currently my lock screen.
HIPPO
Seeing
the hippos was such a good experience- even better that it was in the
wild, so completely natural and unstaged!
LOOK
After
the boat ride, we went to Georgetown. The toilets were awful; we had
the choice between a smelly hole in the ground or a shack full of
spiders.
Next
was a visit to a house that was once used to hold slaves, alongside a
talk on slavery- and a reminder that it still goes on.
Wall Of Slavery House
It was very
humbling. I'm in complete agreement with John Agard (Dem Tell Me)- we
need to be taught history,
not British-friendly history. People think we're so much better now,
but we're not there yet. We can't face up to the past, and until we
can acknowledge that we can't ever really move
on. Besides which, slavery isn't even a thing of the past. It
still goes on, and that alone is
sickening. There are many types of slavery, including human
trafficking. Surely we need to do something!?
Where They Kept The 'Bad' Slaves
Sorry,
I digree. After the slavery talk, we sat down for fizzy drinks, in
glass bottles- much
nicer than the English cans. Plus, D25 (around 50p).
Went
back on the boats to the van; Samba steered the boat (drove the boat?
I don't know which is right). It was sad saying bye to him. Leaving
the schools is going to be hell.
From
there we went to the Gambian Stone Henge. No,
the Gambian stone circles. I refuse to do the British
comparative/supremacist thing.
Stone Circles
It
was very nice; very big. Daisy was feeling ill and Miss A was looking
after her, so Mr B acted as tour guide. According to him, the height
of the stones represents the height of the person who died (they're
tombstones) whilst the width represents the weight. We're not so
sure!
Supposedly Short And Fat (!?)
We
all put rocks on top of the stones; you get a wish that way.
Rocks
Mr B/Mr
M were 'arguing' about- something to do with the origin of Islam
maybe!? It ended in Mr B attacking first Anju then Mr M. Will got a
lot of it on camera as well. Also had a very entertaining
conversation about Facebook/teachers/students. Amusing, but it got a
little too
enlightening.
On
the way back to the guest house (two hour drive) we saw a
circumcision ritual, involving a circumcision man. It was really
funny at first, then he lunged at the van with a machete and everyone
screamed. Of course, we were never in any danger, but it was still
scary. Will took a video that was mainly of his own face screaming
and declaring that 'amazing things' were going on all around us. Very
little footage of 'amazing things' however!
Just
as we were all laughing, however, we turned to the other side, and
saw a line of very young children, queued up- waiting to be
circumcised. It wasn't so funny after that; they all looked
terrified. Is this tradition really
so necessary?
When
we got back we had a chance to laze around for a while; Eleanor and I
just sat and chatted in our room.
Dinner
was really nice- foodwise, it was the same as the night before. I sat
near Eleanor, Eloise, Nicole, Will, Miss W and Mr M. We had some
interesting discussions. Later on, Mr B came up, and we had a
no-holds barred talk about circumcision/sexism.
After
a while, people got up and we all re-gathered in the living room.
Hannah started writing a section for the blog but it was eventually
decided that I'd type up bits of this diary, which I did.
Got
to the end of Friday whilst listening to the general chatter. Then
wrote up a few of the quotes, which made the teachers laugh.
Finally,
to bed. Going to the school tomorrow!!!
*
*
Monday 11th
February
Lie-in
today; 7:30 wake-up! Breakfast was planned for 8:30, but arrived
early, at 8. Thankfully, everyone was ready pretty sharpish anyway.
Food was the same as yesterday. We all wore our Gambia tops as well,
ready for our first day at Farafenni Upper Basic.
We
got into the van and drove to the crossroads in the middle of
Farafenni. There, we found a line of school-children waiting to greet
us and walk with us to the school. It was really over-whelming,
especially when we realised just how far they'd walked just to see
us. It was very touching.
The Crossroads
On
the way, we were able to speak to some of the students, which was
very nice. Then, when we got there, we went to the office and signed
in. After a short wait, we went outside, where all of the morning
students (the school works in two shifts) and some other children
were waiting. They were sat in a group, facing two lines of chairs at
the front, which is where we sat, along with some of the FUB staff.
Miss A sat at the very front with the principal (Yahyah) and another
man.
The Students Waiting
The Students Waiting
To
the side were three drummers; they played us in, and provided music
throughout. They were also very funny- they kept playing when people
were trying to talk, and refusing to stop until they were given
money.
Two Of The Drummers
There
was a full 'welcoming programme', which started off with a chance for
everyone to dance. The Gambians did a little, then it was our turn!
Mr B went first, of course, shortly followed by Miss W.
We
all had to get up at some point. I was nervous- after all, there were
loads of students, and it's not as if I can dance in any way, shape
or form!- but after I'd been up once I was hooked; it was a really
free-ing and amazing experience. You just dance in whatever way you
like- it was all very exhilarating.
Dancing!
After
a lot of dancing, there were opening prayers, then introductions of
all the FUB staff, followed by introductions of our group. Then, a
lot more dancing, which was great. All the students were fantastic at
dancing, and were more than happy to drag us up! One of the girls
showed me how to do a little African dancing, which I enjoyed, though
am awful at. It really was anything goes- the students were just
happy to see us having a go!
Dance Dance Dance
Dance Dance Dance
Next
there were lots of speeches, all of which were very touching and
welcoming. The Drama Club also put on a TIE piece called 'You Reap
What You Sow'.
Miss
A gave a speech, then there was yet more dancing. Finally the head
boy spoke- and the welcoming programme was finished off by (guess
what!?) more dancing. Once it had all finished, some of our group
went to the toilets, leaving the rest of us to chat to some of the
students, which was very nice. Ben got given a necklace.
Lunch
was last on our itinerary for the morning. It was cooked by the
Domestic Science teachers, and was generally amazing- two courses,
complete with a fizzy drink. Part of the meal was fish; I used the
'open mind' theory Mr B taught us the night before (when talking
about sexism) and found that I actually enjoyed the fish. There's
always a first time for everything!
The meal was really impressive, just like the rest of the celebrations. I'm really overawed; I can't believe how much was done, just for us. It makes me feel quite ashamed of just how little we really did when they came over to Bristol in the summer.
The meal was really impressive, just like the rest of the celebrations. I'm really overawed; I can't believe how much was done, just for us. It makes me feel quite ashamed of just how little we really did when they came over to Bristol in the summer.
Just
before we left, Anju and I were both given letters from to of the
Grade 8 girls. They were both really lovely letters, and we decided
to use some of our time back at the guest house to reply.
We
got back into the van and drove back to the guest house; we weren't
due back at the school until 5, and by this time it was far too hot
to do anything much. I had a shower (we get so dusty and hot!) then
joined everyone in chilling outside. Some people did handwashing.
Eleanor and I were going to, then I had to type up some of the blog,
so only Eleanor did from our room.
A
couple of the boys who live nearby came over and taught us some
Mandinka; I also worked on a poem, then just chatted with Anju, Mr M,
Miss W and the Mandinkan boys (whose names I don't know).
Eventually,
it was time to go back to the school. When we got there, the students
were waiting around the sort-of hard court. We played some
volleyball; even the non-sporty people got involved- especially
Daisy!
Suddenly Sporty
We rotated players, so those who weren't playing had the chance to chat and play with the students, their siblings and the other children who had turned up. The whole afternoon school had been given the day off school, just because of us.
Suddenly Sporty
We rotated players, so those who weren't playing had the chance to chat and play with the students, their siblings and the other children who had turned up. The whole afternoon school had been given the day off school, just because of us.
Volleyball
Scoring
All the children were very very keen to take or be in pictures. We now all have a lot of great pictures!
Not At All Camera Shy
He Loved The Camera!
All the children were very very keen to take or be in pictures. We now all have a lot of great pictures!
Not At All Camera Shy
He Loved The Camera!
I
made a friend called Lambo (I think that's how you spell it!?) who
used my camera a lot.
Lambo
Also played a game of catch with Nicole, Eleanor, Miss W and many many small children.
Playing Catch
Anju and I had a chance to meet the girls who wrote to us, though I had left the letter I'd written back at the guest house. Kardo, the writer of my letter, gave me a very pretty ring, whilst the other girl- Amie- gave Eleanor a ring and Anju a bracelet.
Kardo And I
Lambo
Also played a game of catch with Nicole, Eleanor, Miss W and many many small children.
Playing Catch
Anju and I had a chance to meet the girls who wrote to us, though I had left the letter I'd written back at the guest house. Kardo, the writer of my letter, gave me a very pretty ring, whilst the other girl- Amie- gave Eleanor a ring and Anju a bracelet.
Kardo And I
Lots Of People ^.^
One small scare we had was when we noticed a boy up in the tree; we were all very nervous for him, but the students acted as if it was completely normal- they said he was trying to get the baobob fruits, which apparently taste very nice.
He's The Orange Dot
Bit More Zoom
We left in the early evening, before it got dark. Chilled for a bit back at the guest house, then it was time for dinner, which was uneventful (foodwise, the same as always; I'm loving this food!). The main joke at dinner was Will (typical!) who claims he hasn't flirted with anyone, but who has managed to flirt with nearly the whole group. We were talking about why this was a bad idea, when Mr M overheard us and became very interested, which I found hilarious.
One small scare we had was when we noticed a boy up in the tree; we were all very nervous for him, but the students acted as if it was completely normal- they said he was trying to get the baobob fruits, which apparently taste very nice.
He's The Orange Dot
Bit More Zoom
We left in the early evening, before it got dark. Chilled for a bit back at the guest house, then it was time for dinner, which was uneventful (foodwise, the same as always; I'm loving this food!). The main joke at dinner was Will (typical!) who claims he hasn't flirted with anyone, but who has managed to flirt with nearly the whole group. We were talking about why this was a bad idea, when Mr M overheard us and became very interested, which I found hilarious.
After
dinner, we split into our project-groups and organised the stuff for
the next day.We ended up playing a lot of games in our group- then
everyone went outside and we had some huge mass games, which were
hilarious. I love our group!!
Finally,
time for bed!
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Tuesday 12th
February
Normal
morning; usual breakfast. Got ready and left the guest house around
9. When we got to the school, we split up into our groups to do
project work.
Our
group (me, Hannah, Nicole, Daisy, Ben, Lottie, Mr B and Miss A) had
Grade 8A- so the top Grade 8 class. Technically, students are meant
to start school aged 7 (I think?) and go through all the grades
through there; however, many start when their parents can afford it,
so the classes have a huge huge age range.
Grade 8A
There Are A Range Of Dialects Spoken In Gambia; So Lessons Are Taught In English
For
our project, the students had to draw around their hands, then fill
the fingers in with facts abut themselves. In the palm space, they
drew pictures of things that represented Gambia to them. When they
were done, we cut the hands out and stuck them on the wall in a tree
shape, along with the hands from our paired Cabot tutor- the Gambian
hands surpassed the Cabot kids by a looong way; mainly because they
actually put the effort in. It looked amazing at the end!!
One Of The Girls Wrote This On Her Hand Picture ^.^
Grade 8A's Finished Tree
Once we'd finished the tree, we went outside to play games (including
a couple we 'practised' the night before) which was really fun.
Under/Over
The Coconut Game
More Games
After that, the rest of my group went off to the office for break.
However, I had been looking at the other group's tree (equally
fantastic!) and got delayed. Luckily, Eloise, Mr M and Miss W were
there (the others in their group were also in the office). Eloise and
I chatted to the 8B class. WE showed them lots of pictures of
Bristol, friends etc. on our iPods, which they really liked. We were
soon swarmed!
Grade 8B's Finished Tree
Eventually,
we had to join the rest of the group in the office. We stayed in
there for quite a while- they gave us cake. There was also a (fairly
large) disturbance caused by a huge and quite terrifying bug.
Mr B Spent A Large Part Of The Holiday Holding Random Babies
Next
up was a tour of the school, which was really interesting. I didn't
know that Music and Drama aren't on the syllabus; just taught in
clubs. It's a shame, really- the students we've met would really
benefit and shine in such creative subjects.
The Computer Room; These Seemed So Old-Fashioned To Us
Back
to the guest house, where we had an excess of time to chat and chill
(and eat!). Kate and Miss A ended up haggling over Lottie's Pot
Noodle. I felt really ill; probably a reaction to my very strong
mango drink, which everyone else thinks looks vile but I think is
fantastic. However, I managed to ring Mum very quickly, which was
nice. I hadn't had much contact before.
Finally,
it was time to go back to the school, for another evening of sport!
I
played a little volleyball, then just stayed with the students. Many
pictures were taken, mainly by them! Then, I told a group the story
of 'The Princess And The Pea'.
Story Time
They Were Trying On Miss W's Hat
Afterwards, Miss W and I took a huge
group of students to the side of the field, and tried to play
Coconuts (a game we'd played previously). It didn't go so well! We
did the Hokey Cokey instead, which was marginally better. Then we
split into smaller groups and played more games.
Boom Chick A Boom!
I
lead my group in 'Boom Chick A Boom', which they enjoyed; then Mr M
and I taught them the Macarena, which I have on film somewhere. They
taught Eloise and I how to do some African dancing, which was really
funny! We were awful at it, but they kept saying 'You can try'.
Spot Eloise And I!?
Next
it was our turn to teach them the YMCA. Finally, I told them the
story of 'Snow White' and there was some more African dancing.
Such A Cute Little Girl!
Time
to go home after that :( It was such a fantastic day, I really really
loved the evening. Miss W said I was amazing with them, and that she
was impressed, which was really nice.
Chilled
in the guest house, then time for dinner. We often sit in similar
groups now; I'm generally with Eleanor, Eloise, Nicole, Anju, Will
and Ben.
After
dinner we organised the mini-Olympics (and mainly chatted about
horror films), had some more chill time and went to bed. Yet another
busy day ahead!!!
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Wednesday 13th
February
Normal
morning; breakfast at 8 etc. Then all our donations (and us!) were
piled onto the van, ready for a busy morning!
First
stop was the military nursery, where we watched the Sports Day. All
the children were aged 2-4(ish?). Some of them are connected to the
military camp (where the nursery is based) but some are civilians.
The nursery itself is huge; there are so many children! Fairly few
teachers as well. I was chatting to one of the teachers, who told me
that he works half the time as a soldier and half the time as a
nursery teacher, though he would like to work in the English army. He
said they need a lot of patience with the children, but that it's
rewarding.
Military Nursery
We
were divided up into their teams; I was with Ben, Daisy and Miss A.
We thought we were with Green team, but we're not sure. The kids were
more than happy to cheer for whatever colour they felt like!
Our Team
One
girl in our group was particularly cute; Miss A was very pleased that
the girl had 'chosen' her as her favourite. However, she then worked
her way around Daisy, Ben and I- and when she moved on to the next
person, she'd look behind at the person she'd just left. Very cheeky!
The Cheeky Little Monkey
The Cheeky Little Monkey
They All Loved The Cameras!
Sack Race- This Was Adorable
At the end of Sports Day, we had a 'teachers race', which we all joined in with. I came last, but no-one noticed, which was good for me or I'd have been teased mercilessly about it!
Sack Race- This Was Adorable
At the end of Sports Day, we had a 'teachers race', which we all joined in with. I came last, but no-one noticed, which was good for me or I'd have been teased mercilessly about it!
It
was hard saying bye to the kids :( A couple of the (male) older
teachers wanted me to keep in contact, which was a bit awkward.
The
second stop on our list was Mae's Nursery. Before we went in, we rad
the rules listed on the outside. Some of them seem a little
superfluous- especially the ones pertaining to older children, when
it's a nursery school! They also had a couple of slightly funny
rules...
We Think Number 13 Is Misspelt- But No Tying Kanye West To Your Uniform!
Green Tea Rules
We Think Number 13 Is Misspelt- But No Tying Kanye West To Your Uniform!
Green Tea Rules
We
had a tour, then did some singing with a few of the classes.
One Of The Classes
Classroom Displays
We also took them outside to play games. I ended up in a game of Pat-A-Cake with around six or seven children.
One Of The Classes
Classroom Displays
We also took them outside to play games. I ended up in a game of Pat-A-Cake with around six or seven children.
Again,
it was really sad leaving the school. It's a shame we couldn't spend
any longer; you have just enough time to start seeing glimpses of
personalities, then you have to go again, onto the next group. I
really hope all the children we met are okay in the future, and I
wish there was more I could do to ensure that. They're so so happy,
all of them, you forget that you're in a place where people are
starving and can be unable to make a living.
This
message was further reinforced on our third stop, at the hospital,
where we left most of our donations. We were allowed to look in a
couple of the kids wards, and hand out some of the items. One of the
babies we saw was a tiny baby, only a few months old, sleeping next
to her grand-mother; her mother had died in childbirth and we were
told later that her father was unlikely to be around so much. The
whole hospital trip was incredibly moving.
Hospital Courtyard
Hospital Courtyard
The
last stop was happier, however. We went to the fire station- which is
twinned with the Avon fire service, meaning that all of the fire
engines were once used around Avon! Very surreal, but good.
We got to sit in one of the fire engines and they put the blues and
twos on ^.^ Miss A also had fun ringing the bell, which caused
several fire-fighters to come rushing out, convinced there really was
a fire!
It's Literally Just One Fairly Open Building
It's Literally Just One Fairly Open Building
Avon And Farafenni
Inside The Fire Engine!
Fire Engine
Shop stop, then back to the guest house. Lunch here consists of what we can get in the shop- so largely just crisps, biscuits and fizzy drinks. I did get some cornflakes, but I've not eaten much, as they're not so nice. Other people have been eating noodles; I have four packets, but can't bring myself to cook them (too much effort!) or eat something hot (I'm overheated enough as it is!).
Inside The Fire Engine!
Fire Engine
Shop stop, then back to the guest house. Lunch here consists of what we can get in the shop- so largely just crisps, biscuits and fizzy drinks. I did get some cornflakes, but I've not eaten much, as they're not so nice. Other people have been eating noodles; I have four packets, but can't bring myself to cook them (too much effort!) or eat something hot (I'm overheated enough as it is!).
Spent
the chill time relaxing and snacking. I also did some clothes washing
whilst chatting to Miss W. Now we're all sat in the lounge. Going to
the 'Culture Show' at the school in a bit. Everyone was
fairly grumpy earlier, but the break's helped, and people are
happier. Except we've just found a fairly large preying mantis on the
the curtain to go outside (I had an encounter with it last night as
well).
Preying Mantis (Nicole Asked If It Prays)
Preying Mantis (Nicole Asked If It Prays)
(LATER)
Went
to the school for a 'Culture Show', put on by the students of the
school. When we got there, we fond that they'd set up seats for us in
the best spot (very shady!). The students, parents, children etc.
stood (or sat on floor) elsewhere, so that we were all gathered
around the hard court.
Starting To Gather
Starting To Gather
A Little Later On
First in the programme was a sort-of courting dance, which was quite interesting. Then we were shown representations of the marriage rituals of the three main Gambian tribes (Fula, Wolof and Mandinka). They were similar in parts- for example, each ritual involves covering the brides face- but some were very different.
Wolof Wedding Drummers (Including Kardo And Amie)
Fula Wedding
The Mandinkan wedding had seven brides and one groom, which we've been told is very typical! The more brides you have, the richer you have to be- so it's a status symbol. Things are so different here!
Mandinkan Wedding- The Girls Sat Down Are All Brides
First in the programme was a sort-of courting dance, which was quite interesting. Then we were shown representations of the marriage rituals of the three main Gambian tribes (Fula, Wolof and Mandinka). They were similar in parts- for example, each ritual involves covering the brides face- but some were very different.
Wolof Wedding Drummers (Including Kardo And Amie)
Fula Wedding
The Mandinkan wedding had seven brides and one groom, which we've been told is very typical! The more brides you have, the richer you have to be- so it's a status symbol. Things are so different here!
Mandinkan Wedding- The Girls Sat Down Are All Brides
Interestingly,
we couldn't see the whole Wolof ritual- they said it went against
tradition, and that if we watched the whole thing it would mean that
the actors were married!
There
was some great music to accompany the ceremonies; I recorded a bit
purely for that. After the Mandinka ritual there was also lots of
dancing.
The Kora Being Played
One Of The Dancers; Check Out Her Jewellery!
The Kora Being Played
One Of The Dancers; Check Out Her Jewellery!
Throughout
the day, Miss A had said that there was likely to be a circumcision
man, which scared everyone- though Will overheard her saying to one
of the other teachers that she doubted it and was only saying it to
scare us. However, she was wrong (and right in her joke!).
There
was a show involving two circumsicion men along with a man dressed up
as a tree. Well, all of them looked like trees, to be honest. There
was no actual circumcision involved, just the two men running around
with (hopefully blunt!!) machetes, and the tree man dancing,
occasionally in Miss A's face.
Circumcision Man
Circumcision Man
Tree Guy Dancing With Mr M
Knowing that there was no actual circumcision involved made watching that part of the programme a lot better; it's just funny then, and you know no-one's going to be hurt. Everyone knows they're not in danger, but they all have to play along and run away and scream etc.
Knowing that there was no actual circumcision involved made watching that part of the programme a lot better; it's just funny then, and you know no-one's going to be hurt. Everyone knows they're not in danger, but they all have to play along and run away and scream etc.
Next
there was some singing, then a dance-off that became a free-for-all
on the dancefloor. Good times!!! Eventually it was time to go, though
getting out was difficult- we lost Anju, then when we found her we
couldn't find Mr B or Mr M. It took ages to get everyone together!
One Of The Dancers- People Kept Giving Her Stuff, But She Gave It All Back At The End
One Of The Dancers- People Kept Giving Her Stuff, But She Gave It All Back At The End
Dance Off!
Back to the guest house for dinner. I told Miss W the story of 'The Princess And The Pea', which she hadn't heard before. We also all chose a picture to upload to the school blog- mine was the one of most of the group in the pool on the first day. I like it because everyone in it is looking at the camera and smiling, which is unusual in a group picture!
Back to the guest house for dinner. I told Miss W the story of 'The Princess And The Pea', which she hadn't heard before. We also all chose a picture to upload to the school blog- mine was the one of most of the group in the pool on the first day. I like it because everyone in it is looking at the camera and smiling, which is unusual in a group picture!
Rang
mum, and had a chance to speak to Dad and Roo as well. Got a bit of
bad news as cousin is ill, but everything else alright. Also rang
Ruth and Mollie, but Mollie was out, so I just passed on a message to
say happy birthday.
More
chill time, mini-Olympics planning and to bed. I can't believe how
much we're doing each day. I swear time goes slower in Gambia!
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Thursday 14th
February
Normal
morning! It's interesting how quickly we've all established and
adapted to the routine!
Went
to the school for our 'Mini-Olympics' project. We worked with the
same classes- Grade 8 A and B.
We
divided each class up into six groups (so we had Grade 8A 1-6 and
Grade 8B 1-6) then paired these groups up to make six big groups,
consisting of students from the two classes. They then did a round
robin of activities, with A and B competing against each other in
each group. The winning side for each group earned a point for their
team, and the team with the most points at the end won overall, if
that makes any sense?
There
were six activities, each lead by a Cabot pair, with the teachers
generally supervising. Ben and I were paired and in charge of the
standing jump. We had 15 minutes with each group, so we got them to
do one individual jump, then two where they had to say facts about
them before they jumped. Finally, we got each group to see how far
they could get as a team (A jumping, then B jumping from where A got
to and so on and so forth).
Standing Jump Action Shot
Grade
8B won overall, though it was very close. They all got a plastic
medal and a sweet each- they were very very pleased with both!
Winning Team
Medals!
After
a short break, we looked around some classes in small groups- I was
with Miss W, Eleanor and Anju. We sat in French then English.
French
was awful- the teacher spent
ages trying to get them to work out a word, then never actually
explained it. Plus, in the middle, a girl came in and started yelling
at someone, and just walked off without a sanction. Very weird!
However,
English was much better- great lesson! Interestingly enough, the
teacher who took it was one of the teachers who was given a very loud
cheer during the introductions at the welcoming ceremony.
Back
to guest house, with a shop stop on the way. Everyone very hot and
tired. We just sat around in the lounge and chilled. Eventually,
people got bored and- I can't remember how!- decided to probe me. I
tried to avoid awkward questions by putting a towel over my head, but
there was still a small and slightly Germanic revelation that the
others in the room found amusing. Especially Miss A, who suddenly
remembered the apple earstuds.
Went
to sports stadium to watch the FUB sports day. We divided up into
teams (picked out of a hat at break). I was in blue team with Will,
Nicole and Miss W. It was really really hot; it was impossible to sit
down without putting something between yourself and the stone seats!
The Stadium
Blue Flag!
Cabot Reps For Blue Team
We
watched the races, but also spent time chatting- Nicole, Will and I
had some really interesting conversations. Will made a friend called
Carter (we don't know what his real name is). Lambo also turned up; he quite likes us.
A
lot of the people racing (especially the girls) would get to the end
and faint straight away, meaning that they had to be stretchered off,
which was a little worrying. However, they'd soon be back up and
ready to race again! Will also raced; he was very far behind, but we
agreed he did well in just finishing. It was so hot!
Will's The Speck At The Back...
At
the end they got most of our group to play Musical Chairs. Miss A
won, but only by pushing Mr B off. She was awarded a medal (which she
wore constantly for the rest of the trip). Then things got a bit
manic so we left.
Musical Chairs
Sunset
Gambia's Beautiful
We
had dinner, then did a song rehearsal, lead by our dictator Mr B.
We're performing 'With A Little Help From My Friends' for the leaving
assembly. However, the lyrics have been changed- 'getting high' is
very illegal here, so we're 'getting by' twice.
More
chill time, then bed!
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Friday 15th
February
Spent
the morning cooking with Grade 8 A and B which was pleasant, though
very smoky. They have no self-raising flour, so the mixture has to be
mixed for an hour to get enough air in for it to rise. The students
got to choose between woodwork or domestic science, so the class was
all female. Nearly all female. Lambo was the only boy. What a
surprise! He was in my group as well... Swear he's secretly our
stalker.
My Cooking Group
Whilst
the cakes were cooking, we went to the assembly, where we were all
congratulated on the game of musical chairs. Then we went back to the
domestic science class, and we all had some of the delicious cake. It
was great, and very filling!
Cooking Cake
There's Cake In There ^.^
There
were a few teachers for domestic science; one of them had her baby with
her. There's such a different attitude here- it's completely normal for
the baby to go to work with her mum!
Miss W And The Baby
Went
to the market for a bit, where Miss A bought prizes for tomorrow's
quiz. I really enjoyed looking around the market, though I didn't buy
anything. We weren't allowed to take many pictures- one man threatened
to charge Eleanor D100 unless she deleted one she'd taken! (She deleted
it, but he didn't realise she'd actually taken two...)
Fabric Shop
Aladdin's Cavern
Took
midday break back at the guest house. Very chilled, though tensions a
little high at points. I thought I'd lost my phone, but thankfully it
turned up in the lounge area.
Got
ready and went to the school for football; Cabot versus the FUB girls
team.
Go Cabot!
Apparently, We Won On Penalties
Miss W and I spent the whole game as 'subs', which involved
lots of chatting and looking away when they called people up to swap
them in. We also spent some time with the younger students, which was
nice.
Wearing Daisy's Glasses
After
the game we went to have tea with Gambian families! We were put into
three groups, and each was assigned a group belonging to a different
tribe. I was with Eleanor, Will, Ben, Miss W and Mr M- we went to the
house of a Mandinkan tribe.
Ida, Our Student Host
We
had a really really great evening; the (huuge) family was incredibly
welcoming and we all learnt a lot. The family was very confusing,
however; many people- aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.- live in one
compound, and I think there were some family friends as well. I was
talking to Ida, our host, about her parents living in Banjul: she's
looked after by her brother's wife. As we'd met her brother's wife, I
said 'Oh yes, Ida'; to which she replied 'No, my brother's other
wife'. So yes, very Mandinkan!
I
think we were all quite surprised by the house; the family was
obviously well-off, as they had lots of phones, wifi, flatscreen TV
etc.!
The House
We
had our dinner in a different room. It was soo
good- a combination of things including chicken yassa, bennechin and
a sort of mashed potato/egg. I've eaten waay
too much this holiday, but it's hard to resist when the food's this
good!
After
dinner we chatted more with the family, which was nice. Then we
walked back in the dark; some parts were nearly pitch black, so the
starts were very visible. It was all so beautiful.
Only
bad bit was when one of the neighbours proposed to Eleanor, then
hinted at a visa to myself. Thankfully, Mr M saved the day by
changing the conversation!
Home
and had a short discussion about our evenings; everyone had equally
fab experiences!
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Saturday 16th
February
Lie in! Got up at 7:30,
with breakfast scheduled for 8:30, though it came at 8. Then, got
ready and went to the school, stopping at the paint shop on the way.
Once we got there, we prepared and sketched our mural on the wall,
ready to paint!
The Wall Beforehand
We Were Allowed A Picture On Top Of The Van ^.^
Many of the students had
turned up at the school, ready for our leaving ceremony. It was very
similar to the welcoming ceremony- lots of dancing and speeches! They
dedicated a few birthday songs to Nicole as well (sixteen on Monday).
Everyone in our group was given a necklace; and, of course, there
were many chances to get up and dance!
Waiting To Start
After the ceremony, we had
a chance to say goodbye, which was very sad. We've got so close to
the students, it's really hard to think we might never see them
again. All of us took a lot of final pictures, and gathered email
addresses. I hope they all go far in life, they're all 100% amazing.
Ida Turned Up, Wearing The Top We Gave Her As A Present For Hosting Us
Guess Who?!
Yet More Pictures!
Carried on painting- we
got the whole base coat finished, then went back to the guest house
for lunch. Miss W and I bought a tin of pineapple at the shop, so we
had some of that each, and the rest is saved for the morning. Also,
Will has found a new way of raising money- he's getting people to pay
him for doing small jobs, such as cooking their noodles for them.
However, Ben was less than impressed when the only bowl Will could
find looked like one you'd feed goats out of!
In the afternoon we went
back to paint: we got most of the base done. Yay! Had a small scare
on the way back when the van didn't start, during which I had fun
using the night mode on the video camera (it was my day to use it,
which I've enjoyed!). Thankfully, the van started again after being
hit with a hammer.
Near The End Of The Day
Lots Of Paint
After dinner, we did a
quiz in our room groups. Eleanor and I called our team 'Guess What!?'
after my uber-cool catchphrase. There were four rounds, each given by
a different teacher: General Knowledge (Miss W); Films, Books, TV (Mr
M); Gambia Knowledge (Miss A) and Music (Mr B). Eleanor and I thought
we did really badly, but we still came second ^.^ Only downside was
that we each won a hideous belt- as Miss A said, it wasn't a prize
for doing well but a punishment for not coming first. We tried to
lose them, but we've been forced to wear them tomorrow.
Daisy and Florrie came
first- they won the all-coveted prize of plastic teapots- whilst Will
and Ben (team name- 'The Flowerpot Men') came third, winning two
grotesque dolls.
Dolls...
It was meant to be bedtime
straight after that, but then someone realised it was earlier than we
thought, so we stayed up a bit longer. No-one mentioned the time, so
it ended up being a lot longer!
Last day in Farafenni
tomorrow :(
*
*
Sunday 17th
February
Much
confusion this morning as someone (Mr B!!) didn't do a wake-up
call and acted innocent when the lack of call was mentioned. Luckily,
everyone woke up naturally around the right time. Eleanor and I also
used it to our advantage- we were up earlier than everyone else, so
we had showers without having to queue/rush, then did some
hand-washing outside whilst it was cool.
Breakfast
was usual- Miss W and I also finished off the pineapple. It was a
good buy, it was nice having fruit that's not orange/banana, nice as
that fruit (served after dinner) has been.
Went
to the market. The 'car park' consisted of mainly donkeys and horses.
Shortly after we'd plunged into the bustle (!!) Lianbowe (Lambo)
turned up. What a surprise!
People
bought a variety of things, though largely fabric and jewellery. I
got a few presents for people, but not many- most of us are holding
out for the specialised market day next week.
The
market was really nice, as always there was so much colour! The only
downside was that Florrie had her purse stolen, but Morro (supposedly
aided by Mr B) got it back again. Also, we couldn't take pictures as
many of the sellers were from Senegal, where having a photo taken
means losing your soul.
Went
back to the guest house for midday break; the teachers took over the
normal lounge, so we set up camp in the other one, which is just down
the passage. I'm really going to miss our communal living.
The Other Lounge
At
2, we went back to the school. We spent over 5 hours painting the
mural- even the van got involved! (The teachers stood on the top to
paint the high bits; we weren't allowed to go up, though we got
pictures yesterday). During the time, I also taught a huge bunch of
small kids a version of the tickle monster. Plus Yahyah (the
principal) let us have some Gambian food, which was very nice.
Part Of The Tickle Monster Group
Awww
Once
done, the mural looked amazing
(if I do say so myself!). I'm so proud of our group.It has our names
on too, which is super cool!!
Finished Mural ^.^
Everyone's Names
Lots
more pics, then shop stop. We saw Dam Barry, who is very friendly
with Anju, so there was lots of teasing.
:P
Back
to guest house. Last night :( All had much packing to do after
dinner. Also rang home, which was nice.
Ben
and Will used their packing time to do a small experiment in doll
decapitation. Everyone (especially Nicole) keeps finding pieces of
doll everywhere, though Mr B found the bits the boys were planning to
leave in the drawer in their room.
Eleanor
and I wrote the blog. Then, we were all allowed to wait up for a bit
to watch the 'amazing' Spanish soap opera (think- people in underwear
and high heels rolling their eyes every two minutes and a very
orange, very hairy man turning out to be the main character's
grandfather).
Bed.
Another long journey to go :(
*
Monday 18th
February
Got
up 'stupidly, idiotically' early and finished packing. Also yelled
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Nicole- 16 today! Put suitcases etc. on van, then
had breakfast. Last one in Farafenni :( Going to miss these amazing
breakfasts!
Got
into van. On way, gave all donations to the hospital: mainly bottles.
Then drove out of Farafenni, very sad :'(
The Bottles Eleanor And I Have Collected
Drove
for about 2 hours, then went on very
bumpy track to get to Juffre- home of 'Roots' and infamous for the
slave trade. Once we got there, we put food orders in and used the
toilets. They had soap,
which everyone exclaimed about. We're all really enjoying the small
luxuries now!
Statue At Juffre
Had
talk on slave trade, then went in boat to James Island. Due to the
tides, it's 'sinking' and getting smaller, which is a pity as there's
so much history attached to it; if not nice history, it's an
important reminder of all that's happened. The slaves were kept on
the island and could only escape by swimming a long
way to the mainland. Most couldn't swim, so very few (if any)
escaped. In contrast, a high percentage died on the island.
Juffre
James Island In Distance
Wearing Our Life Jackets!
Looking
around the island was quite emotional. It's such a horrific part of
history; I can't believe people actually thought they had the rights
to treat others in such awful ways. One room we saw was almost an
underground dungeon, with one tiny window. The slaves would be kept
there for two weeks, jammed in like sardines, with no release at any
time and little food/water. How could anyone ever
see that as being right!?
The Island
Slaves Would Be Kept Here For Two Weeks
After
the boat trip back, we had lunch at the restaurant. Eleanor and I
both had chicken yassa, which was lovely.
Spiced but not spicy as such; a Gambian favourite.
One Of My Absolute Favourite Pictures
He's A Non-Swimmer, But Wanted To Be Cool Instead Of Safe
Short
but very funny moment where a stall-owner persuaded Nicole to confess
her love for Will in exchange for a necklace.
Next-
and last- was a trip to the museum. Again, really shocking. We also
went inside a replica shop (of sorts) and saw for ourselves just how
awful the conditions were. So cramped! We've been taught a bit abut
the slave trade, but it really doesn't sink in until an experience
such as the Roots trip.
How The Slaves Would Be Kept
The Ship We Looked Around
After,
it was back on the bus- and back up the bumpy bumpy road. I saw a
monkey.
It
didn't take long to get to the ferry port, but we had a long
wait once there. We went to an upstairs restaurant. Anju, Will, Ben,
Nicole, Eloise, Eleanor and I sat on a table together and played a
few games- Word Associations, Snog/Marry/Avoid and the like. Spent
maybe 1-2 (very long) hours up there, then went downstairs.
Sat
in a big waiting room in the same group as before. Chatted a lot- we
now all know Will's top 5 celebrities over and under 30. At one point
we were also a bit alarmed as there was a huge rumble; it sounded as
if the whole building was going to fall down! However, none of the
Gambians seemed to even notice it- just us tubabs.
Eventually
Anju and I played a very long game of 'Top 5s', which passed the time
very well. I think we were in the waiting room for a couple of hours
overall, but I lost track of time very quickly.
Sat
in van for a while, then we finally started moving. However, as we
moved into the ferry queue there was a bit of road rage. IT got a
little scary, especially when a car thought the best way to get s to
move was by attempting to drive through
the van. It stopped when we all screamed.
Once
we were in the queue, some people went to the ferry port, but most of
the people I'd been sat with earlier, and a couple of others, stayed
with the van. There was the possibility of a 2 hour wait, so we
settled in for a loong
'rest'. Eleanor, Daisy and Anju started watching Hot Fuzz on Ben's
iPad; I watched a little, but soon got bored.
Ended
up getting Mr B to tell us his 'life stories', which he tells pretty
much constantly anyway. Admittedly, they were slightly annoying at
first, but they've grown on me! However, the whole group has
delighted in pointing out to him that they nearly always feature a
different girl who is described as 'the most beautiful girl in the
world'.
Will
was reading an Empire magazine, which had some pictures of various
women, including a very nice French actress. Possibly wearing a
fairly revealing dress. Oddly enough, the four Cabot males all found
time to look at this page. I may or may not have done likewise.
Eleanor
then pointed out my hypocriticalness (ah well!) and decided that it
was a men's magazine, so would obviously
have 'far too many' unrealistic pictures of women. At this point, I
got out my Company magazine and went through pointing out each and
every unrealistic picture of a woman, just to prove a point. The
people at the back of the bus then got hold of the Company magazine,
and started giggling over the rude bits (yes, this group included
Miss A and Miss W!).
There
were two ferries, so we ended up getting on one with less than a two
hour wait!! Woo!! We all cheered again. I spent the journey stood
near the front with Will, Mr B, Mr M and Miss A (for a bit). We had a
very entertaining discussion involving Mr B's life stories and
various Cabot teachers. Miss A decided that we were all being far too
inappropriate but neither other teacher cared. It was very
funny.
Titanic...
Banjul Skyline: I'll Say It Again, Gambia Is Beautiful
I'm
missing George and Joe quite a bit; I think one of the hardest parts
for me has been being part of a very female group. I rely a lot on
spending time in a mixed or largely male group; just part of being
me. Anyway, it was nice to chat to Will/Mr M/Mr B.
Back
on the van. Thankfully the journey from the ferry to the Holiday
Beach Club is significantly shorter than the Farafenni/ferry journey!
Eleanor and I listened to music on my iPod whilst Will flicked
through my iPod pictures- namely the folder containing various
actresses. He basically just rated each picture. I'm glad I've got to
know Will a bit better; I didn't have the greatest impression of him
before (and he knows it!), but that's definitely changed now.
Once
back at the Beach Club, we took our suitcases to our rooms and had
five minutes to get ready and went out for dinner- it was fairly late
by this time. I wasn't feeling great, but thankfully that soon
passed.
We
went to a pizza place. They rearranged loads of chairs, tables and
people (!!) to get us all seated. I was near Eloise, Nicole, Anju,
Eleanor, Mr B, Miss W and Mr M, which meant there were some fairly
interesting talks. Mr B popped out and got Nicole a present and card
as well, so we all had to sign it without her seeing.
After
the drinks arrived but before the food, we ended up moving outside-
which involved another huge rearrangement! We spilt drinks on two
table cloths as well; the staff/other diners must really have hated
us!
Sat
in similar places; I spent most time chatting to Anju, Eleanor and Mr
B, which was funny and interesting. Food was great, but mine took
ages to come- just a
(small) chicken pizza as well! At the end we sang Happy Birthday to
Nicole. The doll also made an appearance in it's dismembered state.
Dolls Legs...
Shop
stop. Things here a lot more
expensive than Farafenni! Got lunch and breakfast for tomorrow
(safari day).
Back
to beach club; late night, so very tired.
*
Tuesday 19th
February
Safari
day!!
Reaaally
early start (again). Out by van for 7, so breakfast (oat biscuits and
chocolate bar; healthy as ever) eaten on van. Everyone very tired so
quiet journey to start with.
Got
to ferry port. Left van behind and went on as foot passengers, which
made things much quicker! Ferry trip uneventful; everyone still
quiet. Will and I listened to my iPod and I updated the diary.
More Boats
After
the ferry, we hired jeeps, which was quite cool. Wish we could travel
like that all the time! We went on in our boat groups as well, qui
est superbe.
My
orange juice leaked all over my bag again, which annoyed me and I was
in a mood for a while; not particularly about that, just about being
near the end of our trip and having to go back and everything like
that. Thankfully, my bag was quick to dry and I soon cheered up.
The
Jeep trip was great! Bouncing
over rough terrain, sun in the sky, wind rushing through your hair-
what's not to love!?
Jeeps!! (And One Big Camera)
Stopped
at Senegal/Gambia border- passport time! (Though they didn't actually
check our pictures or even count the number in the Jeeps, which was a
bit weird). Whilst we were stopped, we were 'hassled' by the
street-sellers and beggars, which was hard. We're not allowed to buy
anything, but they're very persistent. You just want to give them
everything.
The
beggars are worse; little children who ask for innocuous things such
as pens and biscuits. There seems no harm in giving them things like
that, but we're still not allowed, as it teaches them that begging
works, which is negative long-term. We all know that, but it doesn't
make it any easier.
Off
again to the safari place. We stayed in the same groups, same Jeeps.
Over the course of the safari we saw giraffes, zebras, warthogs and
two types of antelope.
We
saw the warthogs and antelope first, causing Miss W and I to
entertain our group with a variety of Lion King songs, which no-one
else seemed to be particularly enthused about.
Amazingly Graceful For Their Size
Warthogs!
When I Was A Young Warthog...
Next
we saw the giraffes. Saw them from a distance at first, then managed
to get closer and closer. They were so so lovely!! (I got laughed at
for a small comment involving the size of their necks, however).
Such Long Necks
They Posed For Us
Then-
zebras! I thought they looked like they were made from foam, but
no-one else agreed. Again, an amazing
experience.
Look!
Cue Debate On Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes
Unfortunately,
no rhinos or hyenas :( According to the tour guides, they'd escaped
earlier that morning. What a coincidence!? On the upside, we saw
loads and loads of butterflies which would fly up when someone walked
past, then settle back down again. Everyone also exclaimed over the
toilets; we really are appreciating the smaller things.
Flutterbies
Back
in the Jeep. I so so want to travel like this permanently.
Impractical in Bristol though, I guess. Oh well, looks like I'll have
to live in Africa!
Stopped
at the border again. This time we met a beggar who looked around
Roo's age, which I found quite hard. Also a nut-seller who doesn't go
to school because the little she makes is required for her family.
This is all so hard.
Back
on
the ferry; very busy. We saw cattle being transported, at which point I
gave up red meat. Mr B was also propositioned by a French woman- we
think he learnt a lesson in trying out his French!
The Cattle :(
Then in van back to hotel. We had time to
change etc., then people got in the pool. Unfortunately,
norethisterone still hasn't kicked in (piss-take!!) so I sat on side
with Anju.
Monkeys At The Hotel
One
by one people left, so it was just me, Anju and Miss W (who was
asleep/listening to music). Anju and I played the Top 5 game; we've
really taken to this! Ended up with 'Top 5 Worst Memories', which
only I did. We had a very deep
conversation.
Anju,
Eleanor, Miss W, Mr B, Mr M and I went down to the beach, which was
really nice. We ran along the sea, it was so good!
Changed
and went out for dinner. Shop stop- I bought a Mandinka/Wolof
dictionary, which was promptly nicked by- well, everyone.
Wish I'd found this at the beginning of the holiday!! We think it was
probably written by a man- it has phrases such as 'you have long legs'
and 'you are very beautiful'.
Dinner was great. Sat with Anju, Daisy, Eleanor, Miss W, Mr B and Mr M. So funny! Daisy was cold, and ended up being 'dressed' in napkins by Mr B and Mr M. I also used my dictionary to great effect; various people have now said things under pretence of saying something else.
Dinner was great. Sat with Anju, Daisy, Eleanor, Miss W, Mr B and Mr M. So funny! Daisy was cold, and ended up being 'dressed' in napkins by Mr B and Mr M. I also used my dictionary to great effect; various people have now said things under pretence of saying something else.
Daisy,
Eleanor, Anju and I ended up discussing/gossiping about various
people, which Mr M, Mr B and Miss W were half interested and half
'disgusted/bored' by. Daisy and I confused the others by our ability
to talk using limited words; however, this failed at one point where
Miss W worked out what I'd just mouthed at Daisy (pertaining to
Becki's interests in Physics). That was pretty amusing.
Walked
back to hotel along the beach, which was incredibly beautiful. The
moon and stars are so bright here! I've said it so many times, but
it's beautiful here:
breath-takingly, movingly beautiful.
Finally,
to bed.
*
Wednesday 20th
February
Last
full day in The Gambia. I'm really really
not looking forward to
going back!
Had
a bit of a lie-in, then got ready and went down for breakfast. Nice
but very minimalistic after the Farafenni breakfasts!
Went
out the first market, which was very big, though many of the stalls
were similar if not the same. The sales-people were also very
keen to sell. Scarily so, in fact. I think we all experienced having
to run away once or twice!
Loads And Loads Of Colours ^.^
Bought
last few presents: bracelets, mask, giraffe, crocodile magnets,
dress. Also a dress for myself and feel in love with the bangles: got
4 and was given 1. Everyone got a lot of stuff we didn't really need,
but it was all so nice and (with haggling) well-priced!
I Now Own The Black/Yellow Stripy Dress; Eloise Got The Grey One Next To It
Florrie
got some 'lovely' wall hangings, which are true works of tat!
Mr B And Florrie's Wall Hanging (No, She Doesn't Have A Husband)
After
we'd all spent far too
much, we went on to the wood carving market. I bought a few more
bracelets, then Eloise and I sat in the middle and had a nice chat.
We
all sat on the van to wait for the last people- during which we were
all tempted by the drums. Mr M had got one, and was playing it;
within a few minutes, we all had one!
The Big One Cost D100 (£1) And The Little One D150 (£3)- Nicole Was Not Happy!
Back
to the hotel. Down to the bar/restaurant for lunch. I sat with Anju,
Hannah and Eleanor. Once again, the food took aages.
However, it was lovely-
I had a chicken baguette which came with the typical Gambian fried,
spiced (but not spicy) onions. Going to really miss the amazing food
:(
After
lunch, we had free time. Eleanor slept in the room; I sat by the pool
(once again, unable to swim). Eloise, Nicole, Mr B, Will, Miss W,
Miss A, Mr M and Ben were all swimming/playing (some sort of)
volleyball, so I watched them as well.
Eventually,
we went back to our rooms to get ready to go our again. I had a
'feel-good' shower.
Walked
to market. We'd divided into three groups at lunch, and each was
responsible for purchasing a present for a different person out of
Morro, Lamin and Miss A. So, at the craft market, we had to get the
presents. Our group (Hannah, Anju, Eleanor and I- we worked in our
lunch table groups) had Miss A; we got her a new (African!) outfit
for Wally, her toy monkey. I also bought a really nice scarf, which
took a lot of haggling and a man who tickled me under the chin. After
I paid (D150- £3- he wanted D600, I wanted D600; I have a
'different' way of haggling where I refuse to go up, but just state
the price and see how close I can get it), he gave me a necklace,
asked me to visit him and asked for my email address. At which point,
I 'needed to get a pen and paper'. Sometimes, false pretences are the
only way to escape!
The
Lamin group were waiting for their engraved bird ('Thank You Lamin')
so we waited with them. I got into a discussion with a man with
pigtails, wherein we both quotes and sang Bob Marley.
Pigtail Guy!
We
went to find the Morro group, but they still hadn't chosen. They
eventually went for an engraved Arsenal plaque (Morro's favourite
team), which meant that the Miss A and Lamin groups had to wait aages
by the gate.
The
cutest little girl came and sat by us, so we all cooed over her. She
pretended to pour cream out of a leaf and rubbed it into my left
arm. Admittedly, lump in throat moment. Innocent kids are the
sweetest.
Also,
a woman spoke French to us. I had a very
basic conversation with her and mispronounced half of it, which made
the others laugh.
As
soon as the Morro group got back, we went to the ice cream parlour! I
had a raspberry scoop (very much like a sorbet) complete with coconut
shavings, chocolate sprinkles and chocolate sauce (the toppings were
free). A little odd but nice!
From
there we walked back along the beach again, which was very nice- I
had a really entertaining conversation with Anju and Eleanor.
Back
at the hotel it was time to pack up. We also all got ready for 'The
Last Dinner'- everyone wore their nicest stuff. I got to wear my new
(African!) dress, which I was pleased about. Eloise had got a similar
one, so she wore hers. Everyone looked really nice.
All Dressed Up
Went
to the Kora (restaurant we went to on the second night). I sat at one
end, near Eloise, Nicole, Anju, Eleanor, Will and Ben. Dinner was
very nice! I had chicken escalope, which I enjoyed.
The Last Dinner :(
After
dinner, Miss A did a mini speech and we all got presents, complete
with a funny reason: everyone received a necklace, a bracelet and a
beaded crocodile (including the boys). We also gave the gifts we'd
bought, which were all liked.
Also,
Mr B, Mr M and Miss W got a 'No Evil' monkey each. Predictably, Mr B
was 'Speak No', which was quite funny.
After
we'd eaten we went to Ali Baba's (the place we ate at on the first
night) for a little dancing and some 'special couple watching'. It
started off kind of odd; there were old people dancing, and it was
all just a bit embarrassing. After a while, however, we all decided
to get up and dance, which was vaguely fun but mainly awkward,
especially as a couple of the Gambian men attempted to be a little
touchy-feely. The best part was when there was a power cut: everyone
cheered and the stars/moon were really really bright.
After,
we went on to a nightclub called Aquarius, which was pretty much dead
until we walked in. We ended up dancing (and jumping) for what felt
like ages. It was a little surreal, but so so fun!!
Finally,
home and to be. Very very
late night!!
*
Thursday 21st
February
Goodbye
to Gambia day :'(
Got
up at eight-ish, with achy legs from dancing the night before! I spent
some time out on the balcony on my own, just thinking over the trip and
enjoying being in Gambia. Also took some pictures of monkeys!
View From Our Balcony Again
Going To Miss These
Eleanor and I got ready, finished packing etc., then joined Eloise
and Nicole for breakfast. Again, felt minimalistic after Farafenni!
After
breakfast, Eleanor and I went to the ping pong area with Will, Ben,
Mr M and Mr B. Eleanor and I played 2 versus 1 against Mr B, which we
won- somehow!!
At
10, we got any leftover donation stuff and said goodbye to Lamin and
Morro. Got pictures with both and Lamin had everyone's emails and
Facebooks.
Lamin!
Morro!
It
was so sad saying goodbye; going to miss them both a lot!
Back
up to room and got suitcases. Everyone assembled in a room near the
reception and waited for the coach. Coach journey and airport arrival
uneventful, though it took ages to check in. Plane delayed by 45
minutes,
Had
lunch- I had a chicken baguette. Realised I've had chicken at least
once every day, if not more: yum yum!
Spent
a while waiting for the plane, but it passed quicker than I expected.
On the way back I was sat by the aisle with Will then Ben. Poor Anju
was sat by the window with Mr M and Mr B next to her- I think she
found the journey very long!
Sunset Over Morocco
Spent
most of the time writing/reading. Wrote up a piece for the school
newsletter.
Got
back to England! Very very cold, and everyone a little over-tired so
either quiet or hyper. Got into mini-bus and drove back. Got to the
school around 2am.
Trip
officially over: but what a trip.
Goodbye Gambia :(
Amusing Quotes
Amusing Quotes
Will: Is the plural
of duck ducks?
Nicole: I might use
tanning moisturiser
Daisy: We're going to
Gambia...
Eleanor: Do they play
bingo in Wales?
Nicole: What's the
difference between Bob Marley and Bob Dylan?
Mr B: You might
get asked for a Bob Marley
Eleanor: What's a Bob
Marley?
Mr B:
Well... He was renowned for many things...
Eleanor/Nicole/Eloise/Duck:
Oh.
Mr B: Yeah- and
none of us smoke anyway
E/N/E/D: Smoke?
Mr B: Yeah. Oh!
You thought I meant something inappropriate!
Mr B: He was
overacting
Miss A: A squirrel
bit me so I chased it away and put antibacterial on it
Duck: Monkey I want
to marry you!
Will: How much is a
machete? Not that I'm planning on buying one
Mr B: How about
the Time Warp? It's the pelvic- oh, wait...
Miss A: No
thrusting!
Will: My name's Will
Miss A: Will! What
was the first rule?! Don't give out your name!
Mr B: Go away
crisps, you're spoiling my pure pleasure
Miss A: Word
associations. Table.
Will: Soft.
Kate: Sarah isn't a
sharer
Miss A: Why are you
both in there? This is getting indecent! It's illegal here you know!
Mr M: Where's my
waller? He must have taken it! The man took it!
Mr B: You're
right, he must have taken it
Mr M: Oh. You've
got it.
Mr B: Oh my God, I
was about to say, 'let me just get my nuts out'!
Mr B: And these
belonged to fat dwarves
Mr B: No more
filming. I'll lose my job!
Will: The profile
picture's someone wearing a mask
(Mr M pulls face)
Us: Oh, guess it was
you then!
Me: It's a light!
It's a light! Oh, it's a torch...
Nicole: If you think
it tastes like tea, it actually does
Mr B:
Sorry, went off on a bit of a feminist rant
Mr M:
Yeah, it was boring
Us:
Sexist
Mr M:
Will's keen to bang
Mr B:
No unnecessary banging!
(Much
laughter from all)
Miss A:
Come on then berries!
Will:
Mine and Duck's bitchy sign language
Duck:
(As a joke) So, Hitler's last name?
Nicole:
(Seriously) That's a good question
Mr B:
That was the most sarcastic coconut I've ever seen
Mr B:
You play the game by-
Lottie:
How do you win?!
Miss A:
I don't know Little Direction
Mr B:
Don't worry, there'll be no pooing involved
Ellie:
Magicool smells like new cars
Nicole:
Maybe that's what they spray it with
Daisy:
There were several Pippins
Duck:
You just ruined my childhood...
Nicole:
(to Miss A) Mum?
Nicole:
Do preying mantis's pray?
Eloise/Nicole:
There were pictures of the Pope topless?
Miss A:
Is he hung like a moose?
Miss A:
Special couples- middle-aged women and young men
Kate:
I want to come here when I'm middle-aged
Will:
Wives? Too much stress!
Mr M:
He was trying to pimp his sister out to me
Eleanor:
He kept proposing
PE
Teacher:
(to Anju) Indian 2 bob
Hannah:
I had a dream where Mr B was holding a baby
Ida:
My parents live in Banjul. My brother's wife looks after me.
Me:
Oh, Fatou?
Ida:
No, my brother's other wife
Mr M:
So Will, how will you cope without Nicole?
Will:
You can pay me and make me do anything. I sound like a male
prostitute.
Florrie:
The white cliffs of Dover? I thought they were hills!
Mr M:
It's Dam Barry! Anju, where's your ring?
Duck:
Guess what?! Nicole!! It's your birthday!
Will:
Now Duck points out fit women to me
Will: Duck, you have more pictures of women than some boys I know
Mr M:
Does Mr B's story involve another
'most beautiful woman in the world'?
Mr B:
I didn't threaten to
get my nuts out, I got
my nuts out and offered them around
Lamin:
Look, it's Dam Barry!
Eleanor: Duck, I stepped in monkey poo...
Duck:
Giraffes have very long necks, don't they
Me:
(mouthed words)
Miss W: Duck! I saw that!
Mr M:
What did she say?
Miss W:
Something about her friend looking at (other teacher)... A certain part of (other teacher)...